The world's worst recruit

Coach, are you going to offer me a spot?

Coach, am I just a guy, or are you interested in me being THE guy?

Coach, I saw you offered another kid, is it time for me to move on?

Coach, when is camp, we’d love to come?

Coach, should we bother coming out to camp if you won’t get on a call?

Coach, if I’m not your guy, no problem, we’d just like a little closure a…